Post-soccer hair:

"Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S." (calebms) 05/05/2016 at 22:20 • Filed to: None

1

16

Wave so large you could surf it, yo.

djmt1 > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/05/2016 at 22:23

0

What position.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > djmt1 05/05/2016 at 22:24

1

right back.

TheHondaBro > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/05/2016 at 22:30

3

You don’t know soccer till you’ve got mud halfway into your ears.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > TheHondaBro 05/05/2016 at 22:33

0

While showering after last game, i cleaned a significant amount of mud out of my crotch with nearly no knowledge of how it got there.

Birddog > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/05/2016 at 22:35

6

Ice would be proud!

TheHondaBro > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/05/2016 at 23:02

1

In marching band, I used to get turf in every crevice of my body.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/05/2016 at 23:08

1

...but pehaps we’ve overshared.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 05/05/2016 at 23:15

1

nah this is oppo. No such thing as oversharing.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/05/2016 at 23:15

1

Fair point

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/05/2016 at 23:26

0

Well if thats the case, I pay for ABC repairs with other people's internal organs...

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 05/05/2016 at 23:27

0

that makes two of us! I thought I was the only one! On a unrelated note I am in search of a double kidney donor...

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/05/2016 at 23:30

0

Geez why ?

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches 05/05/2016 at 23:31

0

I sold my kidneys to a stranger i met in a NYC alley for 225k and woke up in a bathtub of ice the next morning.

Joking, Jake

Leadbull > TheHondaBro 05/05/2016 at 23:33

0

You mean those little rubber pellets?

TheHondaBro > Leadbull 05/05/2016 at 23:38

0

Yep.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. 05/05/2016 at 23:43

1

Such sarcasm so wow. But seriously, $225K! What a fucking rip off. I can sell a pair(matching numbers of course) for $350,000, so I usually buy for about $300,000. I'd go find that alleyway surgeon and demand my kidneys back. Steve lehto may be able to help...